WTF??????

I mean it. WTF?????? My cycles are freaking retarded. I just got it today while at work. I feel like I am going to die. Its always the same shit. 30 to 35 days in between, and when it finnally rears its ugly head it feels like I am having a misscarriage. Death is what I am praying for right now while I am here at work! Just put me out of my freaking missery. Arg. Stupid uterus. help me cut it out with my pen. Please!